Double Meaning SMS New  Text Messages

In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always tink dirty…

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pahlay hat ma lo phir mon mal lo phir tokh laghao phir sidha karoo phir sorakh ma daloo uf kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna…

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teri sula ke lu? ya bitha ke lu? ya tujhe karu khada ya fir teri juka-jukake lu? ab tu hi bata ki mein teri… photo kaise lu…

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Teacher : Dhutrastra ke 100 putra they : Pandu ke sirf 5 aisa Q? Student : Sir, kyuki jinki aankhey hoti hai unko aur bhi kaam hote hai…

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Remove your Shirt, Remove your Pants too, ahhhh uhhhhh remove ur kurti now ahhh…. Finally the suitcase is closed.

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Seen at some sports meet where the cycling champions were felicitated by the pool hosting women’s event.

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Plan For Future:Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future? Ram: I want 2 b a pilot. Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor. Deepa: I wan 2.

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WHY AMERICANS STOP PRINTING STAMPS WITH PHOTO OF PAMEELA ANDERSON? A. COZ PEOPLE STARTED LICKING THE WRONG SIDE OF IT FOR PASTING THEM ON.

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girl: agar meri lft leg ka lunch bana ho or right ka dinner to tum kya pasand karogay Boy: main lunch aur diner ke beech shaam ki chai pina.

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Jab vo andar jayega toh Dard hoga pehli baar aisa hi hota hai par tum aawaaz mat karna warna sabko pata chal jayega ki TUM….

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How do u teach a blonde maths? U subtract her chlothes Devide her legs And square root her…

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He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don’t worry : I’m a bottle of wine!

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Girl Friend Ke Saath, Kamre Ke Andhar, Table Ke Upar, Batti Ke Neeche, De Tacatac…. Tacatac.. De Tacatac…. Tacatac.

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Sochta Hun Aaj Bahon Me Pakad Ke Dal Hi Dun, Balon Me Fool Gulab Ka” “Dalte Hi Gir Jata Hai, Patta Patta Gulab Ka.

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Diagram In Book Was Not Clear.. So,Madam Drew Diagram On Blackboard And Announced.. “Don’t Look At Book Figure, Look At My Figure

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Uffo Kia Kerte Ho Duur Hat Jao Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia Soche Ga ?? Aqal Nahi Hy Kia ? Uff Abi Nhi Krona Akele Me Krna

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Larka Larki Se Kia Kr Rhe Ho ? Larki Dodh Pee Rhe Ho Larka Kis Ka ? Larki Apni Bhen Ki Bhains Ka…

Santa Banta SMS newText Messages

A sardar had a child aftr 3 mnth of marige.He askd his wife ye 3mnth k bad bacha kaise hua?Wife replied:tmhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?Srdar:3month.wife:or meri shadi ko.Srdar:3mnthwife:or bacha kitne month k baad.Srdar:3 mnth.Wife:total kitne hue.

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1st sardar:yaar tum nay apni biwi ko talaq kyon di?2nd sardar:yaar woh bari character less thi shaadi mujh say aur bacha bhagwan say mangti thi.

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A sardarji went 2 a STD PCO ISD shop n slapped the operator twice ….guess why? cuz der it was witten…’number dial karne se pehele do lagae’..!

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3pupil were going on motorcycle,policeman give hand to stop.Santa shouted-oye pagal pahle hi 3 baithay tuje kaha baithe ga.

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A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji.. Girl- sardarji, mein tumhari nakal marloo..! Sardar- ahoo, tu meri nakal maar lay, fir mein teri asal maarta hu…

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Santa : People consider me as “God”Banta : How do you know??Santa : When I went to the park today,everybody said, Oh God! Uve come again.

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Santa-Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta. Frnd-Fir Tune kya kiya? Santa-Mene unse kaha salo 1-1 karke Aao. Frnd-Phir? Santa-Phir kya,Salo ne 1-1 karke dubara Peeta !.

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Fakir to SANTA ke Padosi ne Pet bhar Ke khana khilaya he, Aap bhi Kuch khilao.SANTA Ye Lo HAJMOLA…

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SANTA enters kitchen, opens sugar container, looks inside and closes it. He does this again and again. Why?Because his Doctor told him to check sugar level regularly.

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Sardar after throwing his mobile in water ‘Aa aa upar aa?’ Frnd: Arre,pani me mobile feka to wo upar kaise aaega?Sardar:Oye, kyun nahi aaega….Dolphin hai jump bhi marega!!

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A studnt atachd Rs.100 Note 2 his test paper & wrote Re.1 for 1 mark, Sardar was paper checker; He sent him Rs.66 back & wrote-U got 34 mark

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A lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus.Ring master- Can anyone do it? SANTA:-main aata hun par pehle sher ko to hatao.

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SANTA witnessed an accident & rushed to assist the driver of a car who’s seriously injured. Pulling him out of the wreakage, the driver said with breathing difficulty, “Please..call me..ambulance”.SANTA replied “Ok, ok Ambulance . . . !

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In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n sell@15.25, it”s loss or profit? SANTA Profit in rupees & loss in paise

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SANTA sukhe khet mein boat chala raha tha BANTA-aise SARDARO ne hi SARDARO ka naam kharab kiya hai,agar mujhe swimming aati to jakar use bahut marta

Double Meaning SMS | Text Messages

Pehle gale se lagao, Phir kiss karo…Phir bed pe litao, Phir uske legs uthao…Agar bachhe ne susu kar dia, to pamper badlo…

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bite the neck gently chewq the breast softly soread the legs slowly suck the juice exitingly this is the way to eat tandori chicken

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A GIRL WENT TO UMBRAILA SHOP SHE ASKED TO REPAIR UMBRAILA HE SAID RAMOVE TOP PART SHE TOLD WHAT EVER DO WATER MUST NOT GO INSIDE…

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pakro usko kamar se or ghar le jao, uski gardan pakar ke apne qareeb lao, us ke honto se hont lagao or saari… coca cola pi jao brrrrrrrrrr

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insano k kandho pe insan ja rha tha,kafan me lipta ek arman ja rha tha,Jise mili thi bewfai pyar me.Wafa ki talash me wo shamshan ja rha tha

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It’s the thing that satisfies ur mind, body & soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere! It’s called Prayer! God bless ur naught

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If ever I was rude to u, If ever I was angry with u, If ever I misbehaved with u, then don’t hesitate, JUST SLAP URSELF mistake aap ki hogi

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Mother to her teenage daughter: I think its right time, we sould talk about sex. Daughter: Sure mom, What do u want to know?..

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Touch it gently.Put ur finger inside.If hole is big put three fingers.Rub it up & down gently.that’s the right way of washing the glass

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DUNIYA ME SIRF POSTMAN HI KYO HAI… POST WOMAN KYO NAHI… KYOKI WO DELEVERY KARNE ME 8 SE 9 MAHINE LAGATI HAI

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A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin and say that i will do anything to pass in the exams and professor says NOW OPEN YOUR Buks & study

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WO KYA DIN THE JAB TUMHE LOG KISS PE KISS KIYA KARTE THE. PAR TUMHARI PHOOTI KISMAT TO DEKHO TAB TUM HUGGIGE PEHNA KARTE THE…

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kuch log rat ko ek baar karte hai , kuch log 2 ya 3 baar karte hai, kech log sari ki sari raat karte hai, tab jaake kahi unka mobile charge

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Arz kiya hai.. College se nikalte hi kitab sine se laga leti ho! Hum kya mar gaye jo khud hi dabaa leti ho!

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Ladki & Tea me hamesha 7Qualitis dekho: 1. Garam ho 2. Gori ho 3. Tez ho 4. Meethi ho 5. Doodh zyada ho 6. Do minute me taiyar ho.

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Santa Banta SMS | Text Messages

Santa :- jaldi ek cold drink de, ladai hone wali hai.. Shop Keeper :- lo ! Shopkeeper :- jaldi ek or de, ladai hone wali hai… Shopkeeper :- lekin ladai kab hogi… Shopkeeper :-jab tu paise maangega tab.

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How do you convert a BUS into a female ?? SANTA Come late to the bus stop..BUS MISS ho Jaayegi.

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once SANTA stopped a fight stil he was punished y?coz the fight he stopped was a boxing match

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Maths teacher was teaching mathematical conversions.. TeacheIf 1000 kgs=ton then 3000 kgs equal how much ?Santa: Ton.! Ton.!Ton.!..

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How do you convert a BUS into a female ?? SANTA Come late to the bus stop..BUS MISS ho Jaayegi.

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Why does Sardarji cleans the wall with an EAR BUD?Guess…! sochooo…….KYUNKI…..diwaron ke bhi kaan hote hai….

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Sir:Bijli Kaha Se Aati Hai? Banta: Mama K Ghar Se.Sir:Wo Kaise? Bnta: KyuKi Jab B Bijli Jati Hai Papa Kahte Hai Saalo Ne fir kaat di!

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In a maths eXam everyone was writing except SANTA was dancing. Y..?because someone told him that there is marks for every step

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Hindi teacher asks:Kaal Kitne prakaar K hote hain?SANTA answers:Local Kaal, STD Kaal, Trunk Kaal, ISD kaal & the famous “sastria Kaal”

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SantaBanta: What is a Sindhi called who falls from : 1st floor – Thadani. 17th floor – Kriplani. 30th floor – Marjani.

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once SANTA stopped a fight stil he was punished y?coz the fight he stopped was a boxing match

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SANTA- I saw my wife going to movie with watchman Friend- Didn’t U follow them? SANTA- No yaar, I have already seen that movie..!

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Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!Santa: Subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.

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Sardar 1: mene apne bete ka naam america rakha hai.Sardar 2: kyu?Sardar 1: me duniya ko batana chahta hu ki me america ka baap hu…|

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Sardar watching TV with Wife Wife “If Edison wouldn’t had invented Power, Wht would U have done?”Sardar”I would have watch TV with candle

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Cool SMS | Text Messages

GF-Mai Kisi Or Se shadi kar rahi hu Muje Bhul Jao BF-Na Tere Aane ki khushi Na tere jane ka Gum Ja Behan Ja Aj Se Tera Kissa Bhi Khatm..

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gujara waqt dubara kabhi aata nahi hai… Aur… Insaan wohi hai jo pareshaanio me b ghabrata nahi hai..

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maine kaha- Dard, taklif, maut, bimaria kiske liye? are yaar mere liye main kisi our ka bura nahi chahata.

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Aasman ka chand teri bahon me ho Tu jo chahe teri rahon me ho Har wo khwab ho pura jo teri ankhon me ho Khush Kismati ki har Lakir tere ho..

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Log pyar Dil se nhi Chehre se krte h, Dil pe nhi sundrta pe mrte h , Hum sundar nhi pr Dil ke saaf h, Isliye bahut ka log hume pyar krte h..

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Nigahe aapki khanjar..to adaye bandook se kam nahi..jo log aap pe marte hai wo..bewakoof se kam nahi..

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Hr us dilse pyar kro jo tumhe dard de. pr us dilko dard nado jo tumhe pyar kre. kyunki aap duniya k liye 1ho pr kisi 1k liye aap duniya ho..

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Najany kab say grade buray aatay hain Mujhe phir bhi koi baat …. kion nahin aati hai?? Najany kab say….

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manzil door aur safar bahut hai chhote se dil ki fikar bahut hai mar dalti kabki ye duniya humein,kambakht apki duao mein asar bahut hai..

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Dhoka diya tha jab tumne mujhe, Dil se main naraaz tha, Phir socha ki dil se tumhe nikal dun, Mgar woh kambakth dil bhi tumhare paas tha.

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Unka ashiyna dil me basa rkha h, Unki yadon ko sine se laga rkha h, Pata nahi yaad aate hain wohi kyu dost to humne auro ko b bna rkha h..

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kbhi-2 aisa b hota h. Pyar ka asar zara der se hota he. app ko lgta h hm kuch nhi sochte app ke bare me. per hmari her baat apka zikr hota h.

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Khamosh se tum rehne lage ho. Intezar kisi ka kerne lage ho. Zaroor ksi se hui ha mohabbat Bina baat ke he muskurane lage ho..!!

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Boys;Ladkia pepsi ki trah hoti h, Jitna pio utna ziada maza ata h, Girls;ladke juice ki trah hote ha, Jab maza ane lagta hto khtam ho jte h.

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Badlna ata nhi hame mosam ki trha, Har 1 rutmen tera intizar krte h, Samet sakoge na jise kyamat tk, Kasam khuda ki tumhe itna pyar krte h..

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Na tamana hai sitaroon ki, Na chahat hai nizaroon ki, Bas ap jeesa ek piyar kerne wala mil jaye, Tu mohabat choor don hazaroon ki..

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jindagi mai kabhi pyaar mat karna, ho jaye to inkaar mat karna, nibha sako to isme kadam rakhna, Varna kisi ki jindagi barbad mat karna..

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Chand utra tha hmare angan me, par taro ko ye gawara na tha, hm to kr dete taro se bhi bagawat, par kya kare,woh chand hi hamara na tha..

Cool SMS | Text Messages

Wo chand h,Mgar apse pyara to nahi, Prwane ka shama k bina guzara to nhi, Mere dil ne suni h,1 methi se awaz kahin,Aap ne hume pukra to nhi.

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Koi sham ati hai tumhari yad lekar, Koi sham jati hai tumhari yad dekar, Humein to intizar hai us sham ka, Jo ayee tumhe saath lekar..

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Wafa itni karo ke bewafai na rhe, Pyar itna karo ke koi had na rhe, Aitbar itna karo ke koi shak na rhe, SMS itna karo ke balance hi na rhe.

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Khushi ko dhudne se gam miltey hein, Yeh gham life mein hr dam miltey hein, Jo dil ke sarey gham bant lay, Aisey DOST life mein kam milte h.

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Har raat nashe me hote hai ham, aur raat guzar jaati hai, ek din aisa ayega, k raat nashe mai hogi, aur ham guzar jaayenge..

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Phool se pehle khusboo ko to dekho, karne se pehle kaam ko to dekho, kisi ke roop mein diwana naa bano, surat se phle uske dil ko dekho..

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ye Dil Mein Rehne Wale Dil Se Nahin Nikalte Baadle Hazaar Mousam Rishte Nahin Badalte Dil Mein Rehne Wale Dil Se Nahin Nikalte…

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Dooriyon ki fikar kia kejey, Dil jub bhi pukare bula lijey, Hum door zayada nahi aap se, Bus apni ankhon ko pulko si mila lijeiye..

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hum hai wafa k aadi har dam wafa karengay ban kar faqeer hum teray jeenay key duaa karengay.

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Mausam ki nazakat hai,Hasraton ne pukara hai..Kaise kahe ki kitna miss karte hain Aap ko,Yeh SMS usi yaad ka ek ishara hai..

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Saathi sirf woh nahi hota jo jeevan bhar saath nibhaye; Saathi to woh bhi hai jo jivan ke kuch palon mein bhi jeevan bhar ka saath de jaay.

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Jab hamko unse mohabbat thi Unhe hamari mohabbat pe shak tha Jab unhe ehsas hua hamari mohabbat ka Tab hum par kisi aur ka hak tha.

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Tere shehar mein kis se milein, ham se tu chuteen mehfilein, har shakhs tera naam leta hai, har shakhs tere husan ka diwana hai…

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Unhe to fursat nai hame milne ki, Hmara waqt guzrta h unki faryad krke, Agr aye wo meri maut pe, To kehna abhi soya hai tumhe yaad karke..

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coffe ke cup se uthte dhuein mein teri shakl nazar aati hai, Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri coffethandi ho jaati hai…

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Hamare Dil ke arman ansuo me bhgaye, Hm gali me the gali me rehgaye, Kambkht light chali gayi, jo bat unse khni thi unki mummy ko kh gye..

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Lohe ko Loha kat ta hai , Sone Ko Sona Kat ta hai, Zaher ko Zaher kat ta hai, Isliye apko Kutta katega…

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Rah rah kar apki yad aye to kya karun Yaad dil se na jay to kya karun, Socha tha khawaboo me hogi mulakat Par nend hi na aye to main kya karun

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Chand utra tha hamare angan me, yeh sitaro ko gawara na hua, hum bhi sitaron se kya gila kare, jab chand hi hamra na hua…

Friendship SMS

Har roz HAPPY life jiya kijiye, Mujhko 2, 4 SMS bhi kiya kijiye,
Ho sakay to roz 1 kaam kiya kijye, Ziada nahi bas dua main yaad kiya kijiye..

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Love is a hand watch, only one person can see the time.
But friendship is like a wall clock, every one can see the time.

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Every minute “God” blesses u,

every hour “God” protects u,

bcoz! every day I pray to “God”:

Banda “SWEET” hai zara extra khayal rakhna

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Friends should be like ZERO
When you try to Add, Subtract and Multiply they remain same.
But when you divide them, they become Infinity!!!

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Friendship improves happiness and abates misery, by the doubling of our joy and the dividing of our grief.

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The relation between one heart and another heart is called love, but the relation between heart and heartbeat is called Friendship.

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Tumhara samne itne items hain
kabhi hamain bhi pick karo
hamaray pyar k icon pe
kabhi to tum double click karo

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There are 100 angels in this world
40 are sleeping, 30 are working 20 are playing, 9 are blessing and 1?
1 is reading this SMS

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God knows the value of Heart, so he make Love
God knows the value of Night, so he made Dreams
God knows the value of Friend, so he made You and gifted to Me.

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If you are feeling dizzy, a lot sick, a bit quiet, a little bid sad, I know whats wrong… You are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME

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If 10 people care for you, 1 of them is me. If 1 person cares for you, that would be me again. If no one cares for you that means I am not in this world, anymore!!

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Stars have 5 ends, Square have 4 ends, triangle has 3 ends, line has 2 ends, But circle of our friendship has no end.

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I have noticed that being with you I smile a little more often, I anger a little less quickly, then sun shines a little brighter… and life is so much sweeter 

santa banta sms

Santa :- jaldi ek cold drink de, ladai hone wali hai.. Shop Keeper :- lo ! Shopkeeper :- jaldi ek or de, ladai hone wali hai… Shopkeeper :- lekin ladai kab hogi… Shopkeeper :-jab tu paise maangega tab.

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How do you convert a BUS into a female ?? SANTA Come late to the bus stop..BUS MISS ho Jaayegi.

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once SANTA stopped a fight stil he was punished y?coz the fight he stopped was a boxing match

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Maths teacher was teaching mathematical conversions.. TeacheIf 1000 kgs=ton then 3000 kgs equal how much ?Santa: Ton.! Ton.!Ton.!..
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Birthday SMS

Birthday SMS Birthday English SMS, 123 Characters
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Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
apne dost ko kya uphar du,
koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata,
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du…
Junam Din Mubarak Ho

Birthday SMS, Birthday Hindi SMS, 171 Characters
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Some like Sunday Some like Monday, But i like Your Birthday.Happy Birthday my sweetheart

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 88 Characters
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A BIRTHDAY WISH REMINDS U THE FIRST CRY
MAMMA… START UR DAY WITH HER … SWEET BLESSINGS THE DAY WILL BE YOURS .MANY HAPPY RETURNS… MY DEAR

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 145 Characters
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if lovers are like moon and Brothers are like stars than i have noticed that the sky looks good without moon but not without stars i.e. YOU Happy Birthday Brother

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 162 Characters
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A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B’DAy

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 152 Characters
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wishing u a day soft as silk…..
white as milk…..
sweet as honey&full of money.
may all ur dreams come true….
HAPPY BIRTH DAY

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 138 Characters
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Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga, aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga, Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt
bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga. Happy Birthday

Birthday SMS, Birthday Hindi SMS, 199 Characters
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Your birth day is the perfect day to say I care, because you will remeber me when u certainly make it a big affair, and when you do hold a party… I bet you will be the one who would care
to make ur special day a costly affair!!!!

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 233 Characters
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I know its your birthday today.. I am sure u will give me treat in a big hotel.. so I shall talk to you in person there, because I don’t know to express my feelings in SMS.

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 172 Characters
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Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast, extra bariya, extra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN mubarak ho..

Birthday SMS, Birthday Hindi SMS, 149 Characters
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Today is a day of celebration. Why? Because, years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience. Wishing my friendly inner voice a very happy birthday.

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 168 Characters
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In soft gleaming night of stars,
May all your dreams come true.
May every star of every night,
Bring love and joy to you.
Happy Birthday to you.
Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 151 Characters