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हर वक़्त तेरे आने की आस रहती है!
हर पल तुझसे मिलने की प्यास रहती है!
सब कुछ है यहाँ बस तू नही!
इसलिए शायद ये जिंदगी उदास रहती है!

कोई वादा नहीं फिर भी तेरा इंतज़ार है!
जुदाई के बाद भी तुम से प्यार है!
तेरे चेहरे की उदासी बता रही है!
मुझसे मिलने के लिये तू भी बेकरार है!

मोहब्बत मुझे थी उसी से सनम!
यादों में उसकी यह दिल तड़पता रहा!
मौत भी मेरी चाहत को रोक न सकी!
कब्र में भी यह दिल धड़कता रहा!

सोचा याद न करके थोड़ा तड़पाऊं उनको!
किसी और का नाम लेकर जलाऊं उनको!
पर चोट लगेगी उनको तो दर्द मुझको ही होगा!
अब ये बताओ किस तरह सताऊं उनको!

जीना चाहते हैं मगर ज़िन्दगी रास नहीं आती!
मरना चाहते हैं मगर मौत पास नहीं आती!
बहुत उदास हैं हम इस ज़िन्दगी से!
उनकी यादें भी तो तड़पाने से बाज़ नहीं आती!

एक दिन हमारे आंसूं हमसे पूछ बैठे!
हमे रोज़ - रोज़ क्यों बुलाते हो!
हमने कहा हम याद तो उन्हें करते हैं तुम क्यों चले आते हो!

जब तक तुम्हें न देखूं!
दिल को करार नहीं आता!
अगर किसी गैर के साथ देखूं!
तो फिर सहा नहीं जाता!

जब कोई ख्याल दिल से टकराता है!
दिल न चाह कर भी, खामोश रह जाता है!
कोई सब कुछ कहकर, प्यार जताता है!
कोई कुछ न कहकर भी, सब बोल जाता है!

तुम क्या जानो शराब कैसे पिलाई जाती है!
खोलने से पहले बोतल हिलाई जाती है!
फिर आवाज़ लगायी जाती है आ जाओ दर्दे दिलवालों!
यहाँ दर्द-ऐ-दिल की दावा पिलाई जाती है!

इश्क मुहब्बत तो सब करते हैं!
गम - ऐ - जुदाई से सब डरते हैं
हम तो न इश्क करते हैं न मुहब्बत!
हम तो बस आपकी एक मुस्कुराहट पाने के लिए तरसते हैं!

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हर वक़्त तेरे आने की आस रहती है! हर पल तुझसे मिलने की प्यास रहती है! सब कुछ है यहाँ बस तू नही! इसलिए शायद ये जिंदगी उदास रहती है! कोई वादा नहीं फिर भी तेरा इंतज़ार है! जुदाई के बाद भी तुम से प्यार है! तेरे चेहरे की उदासी बता रही है! मुझसे मिलने के लिये तू भी बेकरार है! मोहब्बत मुझे थी उसी से सनम! यादों में उसकी यह दिल तड़पता रहा! मौत भी मेरी चाहत को रोक न सकी! कब्र में भी यह दिल धड़कता रहा! सोचा याद न करके थोड़ा तड़पाऊं उनको! किसी और का नाम लेकर जलाऊं उनको! पर चोट लगेगी उनको तो दर्द मुझको ही होगा! अब ये बताओ किस तरह सताऊं उनको! जीना चाहते हैं मगर ज़िन्दगी रास नहीं आती! मरना चाहते हैं मगर मौत पास नहीं आती! बहुत उदास हैं हम इस ज़िन्दगी से! उनकी यादें भी तो तड़पाने से बाज़ नहीं आती! एक दिन हमारे आंसूं हमसे पूछ बैठे! हमे रोज़ - रोज़ क्यों बुलाते हो! हमने कहा हम याद तो उन्हें करते हैं तुम क्यों चले आते हो! जब तक तुम्हें न देखूं! दिल को करार नहीं आता! अगर किसी गैर के साथ देखूं! तो फिर सहा नहीं जाता! जब कोई ख्याल दिल से टकराता है! दिल न चाह कर भी, खामोश रह जाता है! कोई सब कुछ कहकर, प्यार जताता है! कोई कुछ न कहकर भी, सब बोल जाता है! तुम क्या जानो शराब कैसे पिलाई जाती है! खोलने से पहले बोतल हिलाई जाती है! फिर आवाज़ लगायी जाती है आ जाओ दर्दे दिलवालों! यहाँ दर्द-ऐ-दिल की दावा पिलाई जाती है! इश्क मुहब्बत तो सब करते हैं! गम - ऐ - जुदाई से सब डरते हैं हम तो न इश्क करते हैं न मुहब्बत! हम तो बस आपकी एक मुस्कुराहट पाने के लिए तरसते हैं! ( 1-10 of 141 )     Next >>

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संता: डार्लिंग आज रात तुम फ्री हो?
जीतो: पहले यह बताओ कि आज से पहले कभी पैसे लिए है तुमसे?

ससुर अँधेरे में बहु को ऊपर से हाथ लगा कर तंग करने लगा!
बहु: यह क्या कर रहे हो?
ससुर: माफ़ करना बहु मुझे लगा तुम्हारी सास है!
बहु: आपको उबले अंडे और आमलेट में फर्क नहीं पता लगता?

ससुर अँधेरे में बहु को ऊपर से हाथ लगा कर तंग करने लगा!
बहु: यह क्या कर रहे हो?
ससुर: माफ़ करना बहु मुझे लगा तुम्हारी सास है!
बहु: आपको उबले अंडे और आमलेट में फर्क नहीं पता लगता?

लड़की अपनी माँ से: वोह सामने वाला लड़का जब मुझे देखता है तो मेरी ब्रा टाईट हो जाती है!
माँ: अगली बार जब वोह लड़का तुम्हें देखे तो अपनी ब्रा खोल देना उसका कच्छा टाईट हो जायेगा!

लड़की: डॉक्टर मेरे होंठों में चोट लग गई है!
डॉक्टर: चोट कैसे लगी?
लड़की: मैं किस करने लगी तो उसने शर्म के मारे उसने अपनी जिप बंद कर ली!

एक लड़की की पैट्रोल डालने वाले से शादी हो गई!
दुल्हन की सहेलिया: सुहागरात कैसी रही?
दुल्हन: बेवकूफ सारी रात हाथ में लेकर घूमता रहा और बार-बार पूछता रहा `कितना डालू`!

संता ने एक लड़की को छेड दिया!
लड़की: तुम्हारे घर में माँ बहन नहीं है क्या?
संता: तुम उनकी चिंता मत करो मेरे पास अपना अलग कमरा है!

डिरेक्टर: सुहागरात का सीन है आप हीरो को गर्म दूध का गिलास देंगी!
मलिका: गिलास से ही पिलाना था तो कैटरिना को ले लेते?

संता का ख़राब दिन!
दरवाज़ा खोला कुण्डी हाथ में! नल खोला तो टूटी हाथ में! ब्रुश किया तो दांत हाथ में! अब डर के मरे सोच रहा है कि सुसु करू या न!

सुहागरात पर दूल्हा: जान तुम्हे आज रात चाँद पर ले जाऊं या तारो पर?
दुल्हन: यह तो आपका राकिट देखकर ही बता पाऊँगी

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Optus offers cheap exit for "misleading" broadband plans

Argues against ACCC corrective campaign.

Optus customers that felt they were misled into signing up to the ISP's 'think bigger' and 'supersonic' broadband plans could exit their contracts without penalty, the ISP's lawyers said in the Federal Court today.

Affected customers would receive notification of the escape offer directly by mail and would also potentially be able to view it in corrective advertisements sought by the Australian Competition and Consumer Commission (ACCC).

However, the ISP claimed "there had been not one complaint from a contract being entered into" by a consumer, despite an undisclosed but allegedly sizable number of sign-ups to the plans.

The Federal Court this week found Optus' advertising campaign for the broadband plans to be "misleading and deceptive".

The Australian Competition and Consumer Commission (ACCC) today argued its case for the extent of corrective advertising it sought as part of a court order.

But Optus proposed limiting corrective advertising for its 'think bigger' and 'supersonic' broadband plans only to customers that signed up for the services, rather than engage in a broader campaign proposed by the ACCC that the ISP viewed as an "exercise in punitive self-flagellation".

High impact

The watchdog's barrister Neil Williams SC said that Optus' advertisements were "high impact, eye-catching and distinctive".

He argued that Optus should be forced to run corrective advertisements to the extent that the original campaign was run, including in primetime slots on subscription TV, in non-primetime free-to-air slots and in newspapers.

Williams argued that TV advertisements had a "lingering impression" in consumer's minds "that Optus offered a very fast broadband service very cheaply."
He said the impression could span "some two or three months, indeed even longer after a campaign has finished."

Corrective TV advertisements proposed included a "20-second [screen]... which we think sufficiently summarises the [corrective points to be made], followed by two seconds of the Optus logo."

Other corrective measures proposed by the ACCC allegedly included pop-up ads on all Optus web properties, an "A3 [sized] notice" in all Optus stores and a letter to customers with the heading "corrective notice of the Federal Court of Australia", rather than a personal greeting, according to the telco's barristers.

Advertising court win?

Optus lead barrister Steven Finch SC was critical of the ACCC's list of demands, which he claimed were designed to "grandstand and punish rather than to correct."

Finch argued that the response was akin to a product "that caused death", not one about the terms of a broadband plan.

He said that the proposed corrective TV advertising campaign "sought first to repeat confusion [in the offending advertisements], then to seek to so-called correct it by a densely-packed sermon."

Finch claimed that the corrective "sermon" proposed by the ACCC - which was "presented in alarmingly funereal terms" - would result in "20 seconds of dead air while the customer watches with bemusement while it scrolled across the screen."

He argued that such a campaign wouldn't reach "anyone who might have been caught out" by the original campaign and that it "may miss the point".

"We propose the actual correction be directed to those who've actually signed up," Finch said.

"We say, in the circumstances, that will be enough.

"[The ACCC's ad] isn't a correction. It's an advertisement of the ACCC's win in the proceedings. The TV advertisement shouldn't be ordered because it's ill-directed and potentially confusing".

Gamer rewards could boost employee engagement.

Gamer rewards could boost employee engagement.

Clearly defined goals and fair, incremental rewards are two game design techniques that could motivate the 'gamer generation' in the workforce, according to a US academic.
Lee Sheldon of the Indiana University believes managers may have to rethink how they engage the next generation entering the mainstream workforce.
"As the gamer generation moves into the mainstream workforce, they are willing and eager to apply the culture and learning techniques they bring with them from games," said Sheldon, a gamer, game designer and assistant professor at the university's department of telecommunications.
"It will be up to management, often of pre-gamer generations, to figure out how to educate themselves to the gamer culture, and how to speak to it most effectively," he told iTnews.
Last year, Sheldon replaced the traditional grading system in two of his game design classes with a system that was based on experience points (XP), which were typically used to track progress in role-playing games.
Students commenced the program as avatars at level one, which corresponded to zero XP and a grade of 'F'. They gained XP by completing 'quests', 'fighting monsters' and 'crafting'-- in other words, giving presentations, sitting quizzes and exams, and handing in projects.
Like in the popular online game World of Warcraft, the students were grouped into 'guilds' and had to complete quests solo, as guilds, or as 'pick up groups' with members of other guilds.
So far, students have responded to the classes with "far greater enthusiasm" than before, Sheldon reported.
"The elements of the class are couched in terms they understand, terms that are associated with fun rather than education," he told iTnews.
"There will always be a portion of the class who will not be motivated to learn no matter what an instructor may try. Those that are not as involved, one or two out of a class of forty, are pretty much drifting through life anyway thanks to factors the classroom can't really address."
Sheldon's class structure has attracted the interest of educators from other institutions. At Indiana University however, he said colleagues had questioned the efficacy of applying the techniques to "regular"-- non-game-related -- classes.
"What they are missing is that we are teaching the gamer, social networking generation," he told iTnews. "I have no doubt the students will respond positively to any number of non-game-related classes taught in a similar manner."
Many specifics of game design could also be directly applied to the workforce, he said. These included: clearly defining goals for workers; providing incremental rewards; and balancing effort and reward.
Lessons for the real world
Sheldon's recommendations resounded with distributor Express Data, which was named one of the Best Employers in ANZ in 2009 by human resources consulting firm Hewitt last week.

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Many sites showcase people making as much as $300+ a day working online from home on their computer using Google.

SUN VALLEY, Idaho - Is working from home the next gold rush?
For Katie Matthews it sure is. Katie, a mother from Orlando, Florida is thriving, in the middle of an economic recession working in the comfort of her own home.
"I earn on average about $25 for every link I post on Google and I make around $8,700 a month right now" says Matthews.
But Katie’s life wasn’t always so prosperous. Her recent employer, a well-known insurance agency, did some downsizing and let her go.
Her husband James now became their only source of income, which they both knew they couldn’t live on. That is why Katie took the job at the insurance agency to begin with. They needed extra money and they needed it fast.
Katie’s family had 2 choices. She could either look for another job in her industry (but in these tough economic times, she knew that was a long shot.) Or her husband could take night classes and try to get a promotion at work. But that too would take too much time. And where would they get the money for school?
Katie says, “I was in tears one Saturday night because things were getting tough and we couldn’t even afford to take the kids out to dinner like we do every Saturday night. The kids asked why we weren’t going out and we had to try and explain to them that times were tough. I don’t think they understood. That’s when I knew I had to take matters into my own hands and find a solution for my family.”
That’s when Katie found Cameron Davidson's work-at-home program called Automated Home Profit Kit.

Cameron Davidson was an "average joe" kinda guy with very little internet experience. He had a geeky cousin who worked at the online giant Google, who told him about this new Advertising Tool that was going to launch online and if he could build a package around that first he would make a killing!
Using his cousin's inside information he worked out an automated way to make over $25 for every ad posted on this new platform.
"I read the ad, and at first I was skeptical because they said you will get paid $375 a day and that seemed like a lot of money to me. But I suspended my disbelief and got started."
She started making money right away and she got her first week’s paycheck of $2,100.
“This was more money than I used to make in a month,” Katie adds.

Automated Home Profit Kit is a risk free course that can teach anyone, regardless of computer skill level to start making money online.

For those who have seen the “make money online scams” Katie warns that, while they do exist, Automated Home Profit Kit is one of the only ones she found that is backed and uses a $billion dollar publicly traded company, like Google.
Katie shared her tips for how she got started. Following the simple steps below is all you need to do to get started:
Step 1: Go to Automated Home Profit Kit, fill out the basic form to see if they have positions available in your area.
Step 2: Follow the directions on Automated Home Profit Kit that shows you how to and set up a Google account. Then they will give you the website links to post. Start posting those website links. The system tracks everything.
"I really hope people take advantage of this, its good to finally see someone using a large company to make money online and help people like me" says Matthews
Associated Links:
Automated Home Profit Kit official site